Bad Weather Veteran T-Shirts

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

Captain in a storm

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'Do you think we can blame it on El Nino?'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'Storm'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.