British Weather Warrior Gifts

'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Captain in a storm

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

A sure sign of rain

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

Shoes Make The Man

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

Mother nature takes her course.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."