British Weather Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Global Warming.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Mother nature takes her course.

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"He's been downgraded to a Category One."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm getting too old for this..."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Weather today.

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."

Hurricane damage to trees