Britain Enthusiasts Gifts

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

World Cup Fever

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Spell Cheque

Michael Caine

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

Elephant and Castle

'Actually,no. It isn't okay to have a little chat and sign a few autographs!'

Dua Lipa caricature

Beefeater

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

"It's the racket season again!"

'The London drive-thru experience.'

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Tower Bridge

"This is the life eh.?"

'What do you mean you're a vegetarian?'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Pimlico

School of Britishness...'You passed on the hopeless optimism for rubbish nationall sports teams but failed on keeping down your lunch after 17 pints of lager.'

Happy Burn's Night!

Och aye the noo!

Scottish Independence Vote.

Natasha Anne Bedingfield caricature

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

People queuing outside the Millennium Dome to use it as diving board into the Thames

British Heatwave

The Dukes of Hazard