Polar Explorers In Training Gifts

'It must be a mirage.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Dog Igloo.

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Football fan

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic News - Another mild winter