Polar Explorer In Training Gifts

"Don't sit on that cold floor. You'll get polaroids."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Football fan

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'