North Pole Adventurers T-Shirts

"He was just promoted to Santa's fixer."

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'The winters are nothing like the old days!'

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

'Cryonics Kit'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Deep Snow All Around

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

North Pole with Sundial.

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"