North Pole Trekkers T-Shirts

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Night of the Living Reindeer

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

Are the North Pole bars closed?

"I told you not to break so hard."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?