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"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Polar Bear Play.

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Eskimo finds directions board.

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the himalayas.'

Are the North Pole bars closed?

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Still Snow!'