North Pole Adventurer T-Shirts

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Ho, ho, ho yourself.'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Night of the Living Reindeer

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Cryonics Kit'

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

'It appears that Umchuk is going on a cruise.'

"Mmm... not sure about these new high-rises..."

Deep Snow All Around

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Do you folks ever get up North?"

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

North Pole with Sundial.

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I may be gone for some time.'

Filling up with Deersil.