North Pole Explorer T-Shirts

'Poor guy - you mean you spend all your time with those 8 reindeer and 37 elves?'

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Global Warming Coming Soon!

The polar olympics

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Santa's Helpers

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"