North Pole Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'Well a significant pay rise does seem reasonable...And I don't think anyone would argue that you should have your workload reduced...'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's Helpers

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Night of the Living Reindeer

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Penguins Hitching on Sled

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Polar Bear Play.

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

Filling up with Deersil.

'I may be gone for some time.'

"I think it's called a puddle."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call