South Pole Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Laptop Dancing.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Look! A streaker!

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

"It's a polo pony"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Penguins Hitching on Sled

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

Polar Bear Play.

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

"I think it's called a puddle."

Eskimo finds directions board.

Are the North Pole bars closed?

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"They represent the candy cane guild."

Erotica

The Pole Jumper.

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

A North pole dancer.

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

'Still Snow!'

Penguin in a life jacket.