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Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Holiday time.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar bears

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Dog Igloo.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Football fan

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

We're barely gonna make it!

Arctic 2050.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

Honey, wake up

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

Polar Bear