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When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

"I did try to advise him against cold water swimming."

Do you believe in global warming? No, because it snowed last winter. The whole thing's a hoax. Just like the so-called "moon landing." I can't do this. I'm telling you, respecting different opinions triples your dating pool. I'm not that good a swimmer. Maybe a big pool's a bad idea.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Ice fisher.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Dog Igloo.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Football fan

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

'Hello there big fellow! This is Canadian territory and I am your Prime Minister!'