Polar Plunge Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Ice fisher.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Polar bears

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Dog Igloo.

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

Lovers scuba diving

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Where I go to sleep, that is where my homeland is."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'