Polar Plunge Enthusiast Gifts

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

"I did try to advise him against cold water swimming."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Ice fisher.

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

Polar bears

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'Since the North Pole melted and we had to migrate south our camouflage stinks!'

Dog Igloo.

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

Football fan

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Arctic 2050.

We're barely gonna make it!

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'These casual Fridays are killing me.'

"I like this one, it looks lived in."

"Denying the climate change works perfectly! Just look around us! Everything is as usual!"

Polar Bear Holiday Song

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'These latest surveys are very reassuring.'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Polar Bear