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'My flaming computer screen's frozen again!'

Filling up with Deersil.

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"I thought I'd hand deliver our Christmas list. Traveling here to the N. Pole has to be quicker than using the post office."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

If business gets any worse I'll have to start laying off relatives.

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Niche apres tenure. Niche before and you're toast.'