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Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Canadian Canoe.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Bear Signpost.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'So much for your internal compass.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

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Women who Read Too Much

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"