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"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Sailor in Car.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Going to Sea.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

The Imperfect Storm

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Distractions.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

White Whale Brand Grog

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Rescue pump.

Diver caught by pelican