Nautical Nomads Gifts

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Sailor in Car.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Distractions.

The Imperfect Storm

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

White Whale Brand Grog

Rock the boat

Oceanographer

Rescue pump.