Nomadic Explorer Gifts

Last Chance To Charge Phone 50 Miles

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Those Were The Days

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

No crawling sign in the desert.

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Mobile library.

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Adventure

"This is your portable office? I had something totally different in mind when you bragged about having one."

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

"I think we should make an exception this time."

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

'May we tour the grounds?'

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

"I've searched, and found what we had before social media."

Priced for Immediate Sale - Have Gypsy in my Soul.