Nomad Navigator Gifts

'As your P.R. advisor I suggest that you play on your status as an oppressed and misunderstood minority - but that if you don't want to be moved on you really should change your minority's name to anything that isn't 'travellers'.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.