Nomad Navigator Pillows

'As your P.R. advisor I suggest that you play on your status as an oppressed and misunderstood minority - but that if you don't want to be moved on you really should change your minority's name to anything that isn't 'travellers'.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Lost around a military base.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Fishing direction sign.

Recalculating!

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

Bear Signpost.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Mono-Tasking, Multi-Tasking, No-No Tasking and Nada Tasking.

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"There's got to be an easier way to lie around the house."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."