Nomadic Adventurer Gifts

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Are we there yet?"

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

"It is my place!"

A Day in the Country.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Help!"

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Termites!'

'A wise dog knows when he's barking up the wrong tree.'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

'Ok, you wanted to go free range. . . what now?'

'Hank, check and see if my fly is caught on something.'

What is this? "Entada Gigas." Okay. And that is "Eunectes Murinus." Yikes! "Pygocentrus Nattereri"! Gasp! Oh, heavens, "Panthera Onca"! Can you put all of this in layman's terms? "It's a jungle out there"!

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'