Nomadic Traveler Gifts

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Thumbing a Lift.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Tarzan mobile phone

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Travel Scenes

'Are we broke yet?'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

No crawling sign in the desert.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Recreational Vehicles - Come in and Choose Your Free Range Home.

"Ahh, nothing like getting back to nature."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Sally’s Tree

Campground Wi-fi.

Just as I suspected - you have a travel bug.

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."