Nautical Nomad Gifts

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Actually-it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

Distractions.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

"It's the Coast Guard - they want to know how many life-jackets we have onboard."

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Tarzan mobile phone

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.