Nautical Nomad Mugs

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

'Actually-it was the girl in every port bit that swung it!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

The Imperfect Storm

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Distractions.

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

White Whale Brand Grog

Diver caught by pelican

Rescue pump.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"