Nomadic Navigator Prints

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

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'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Women who Read Too Much

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Dog Book Club

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."