Navigational Wanderer Prints

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Where the wild things were."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Hither and Yon sign

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Exit only.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Battery Lighthouse

Lighthouse Beam.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

Computer Life

'Silent type, eh?'

Fork in the trail.

"The only thing missing is Joe Buck."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

Welcome to Scotland...

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"