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Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Where the wild things were."

Hither and Yon sign

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Exit only.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Battery Lighthouse

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Computer Life

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Silent type, eh?'

Fork in the trail.

Welcome to Scotland...

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"We're looking for our local post office."