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The Church-Going Bell.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Sailor in Car.

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Touché"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lifesaver!

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

Distractions.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

The Imperfect Storm

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"It's a hybrid!"