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'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"Where the wild things were."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Hither and Yon sign

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Desert Island Mishap

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."