Traveling Wanderer T-Shirts

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Hither and Yon sign

"Where the wild things were."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Baby squirrel & Berries

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."