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The Best...Nothing but the best scenic route

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'What have I told you about gaily skipping when we are out for walkies!'

Raining

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

"There's no way we can get him ow. He's completely under the covers."

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"Yipeee!"

Bird sitting on a wing.

"Holy water, holy water...."

"Free why-fi.”

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"We're looking for our local post office."

"He's mad at God."

Weathervanes.

Alf and Misery Guts

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

Bike Rides

'Maybe you just weren't cut out for enlightenment.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.