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'I'm going to break the rules, just this once.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"You have arrived at your destination."

There are more things to life than fishing...but I ingore them.

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"Since I run an online business, I can work anywhere. It was time to get out of the cold."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

Employment Office. I see by your resume that you don't stay in one place very long.

No crawling sign in the desert.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

The Guru has left this location after discovering the secret to happiness is better cell phone reception.

Mobile library.

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Finding yourself

"I told you not to break so hard."

'Well, one of us is in the wrong desert!'

Next Stimulus 20 Miles

'May we tour the grounds?'

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

"How is the vine-swinging lesson going, dear?"

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.