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'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Rainbow/Horizon

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Running out of Gas.

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Travel Scenes

No Action Comics

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Space junk.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'