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"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

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"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Night of the Living Reindeer

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"That was naughty AND nice."

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

"He was just promoted to Santa's fixer."

Things were Running Smooth at Inchworm Town until...