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Santa's Helpers

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Fishing Holes

"That was naughty AND nice."

Little Submarines

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

Another climate conference...

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

"Santa's workshopping"

Private Phone Calls

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Are the North Pole bars closed?

"It's time you started thinking about your future, young man ... "

Exercise Bike.

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

"What a beautiful day for a takeover battle."