Noah's Ark Daydreamer T-Shirts

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

I need to set upmy own company.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Imagination

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

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