North Pole Daydreamer Gifts

Santa's Helpers

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

"That was naughty AND nice."

Fishing Holes

Little Submarines

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

'Most of the time it's nobody's fault. People just sort of drift apart.'

Another climate conference...

"It's time you started thinking about your future, young man ... "

"Santa's workshopping"

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

Private Phone Calls

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

Are the North Pole bars closed?

Exercise Bike.

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."