North Pole Dreamers Mugs

"Santa's workshopping"

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

'I know were migratory birds, but do we really have to do this every spring and fall?'

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"I told you not to break so hard."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'I'm not kidding! Poop used to stink.'

'Was it hot in the city?'

'Actually, I don't know how much I pay the elves - Mrs. Santa handles all the financial stuff.'

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