Arctic Dreamers Mugs

How Polar Bears communicate.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pushy Dog

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

SPOONING CACTI

"We've got a problem."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

Swamp gas

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Running out of Gas.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"I spy something blue."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

Cod Psychologists.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

"Just junk mail."