Arctic Dreamers Prints

How Polar Bears communicate.

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Pushy Dog

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

SPOONING CACTI

Swamp gas

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"We've got a problem."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

Running out of Gas.

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"I spy something blue."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

Cod Psychologists.

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"He must be a South Pole elf..."