North Pole Resident Pillows

'The humidity, yes. (cough)'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's Helpers

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

"That was naughty AND nice."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

Polar Bear Play.

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

"I think it's called a puddle."

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

"I told you not to break so hard."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"Santa's workshopping"