North Pole Jokester Pillows

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

Snowprov

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

I fart more than that!

Fishing from the Pier

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Must get a longer cable."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

The wife made it. Why?

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

No U Turn.