North Pole Jokester T-Shirts

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

Snowprov

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Fishing from the Pier

I fart more than that!

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Must get a longer cable."

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

The wife made it. Why?

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

No U Turn.