North Pole Resident Prints

'The humidity, yes. (cough)'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's Helpers

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Night of the Living Reindeer

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"Together, you could say we're bi-polar!"

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness

'Yes, yes, yes, oh yes, yes, yes!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Polar Bear Play.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

"I think it's called a puddle."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'