North Pole Aspirant Prints

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A scarecrow goalie

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"That was naughty AND nice."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"Santa's workshopping"

"I told you not to break so hard."

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

Unpublished Authors of the Big Bangs Theory

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Are the North Pole bars closed?