North Pole Prints

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Santa's Helpers

Look! A streaker!

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"Santa's workshopping"

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"They represent the candy cane guild."

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

Penguin in a life jacket.

North Pole