North Pole Gifts

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Night of the Living Reindeer

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

Are the North Pole bars closed?

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

"I told you not to break so hard."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

"Santa's workshopping"

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

Penguin in a life jacket.